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What if I’m a Russian Spy

It would be interesting to see what I would do if I am a Russian Spy and was given a mission by Mother Russia.  With me being a spy, there are far a lot more possibilities, what more a Russian Spy.

So, I shall put myself in the shoes of a Russian Spy.  As for the mission, my mission given to me by Mother Russia is to recover a certain device that comes together with certain documents from a certain organization with the codename “Nuffnang”.  This mission is said to be crucial for Mother Russia and its future.

As part of my equipment, I gotten myself some hypnotic devices as well as some substances that which would help speed up the hypnotic process as it is my tool of trade.  With these equipment, I am able to make people forget what they had done and even install certain hypnotic instructions which the victim will carry out even without the victim knowing what they did.  A certain specialty that I would possess if I am a Russian Spy.

To execute my mission, I would require information, and there are abundance over the internet.  After hopping and jumping from one site to another which has personal information of various different individuals which is better known as blogs in these days, I found interesting information about the organization.  The codename “Nuffnang” is actually the name of the organization and it is headed by 2 remarkable individuals.  One of which, caught my attention as one of the many heads of the gangster of New York, who is known as Timothy Tiah.  Weird to have a Chinese as a head of the New York gangster.  Why I deduce so?  Well it was from his subliminal short messages or better known as tweets of New York awhile back.  It could be a secret code for him to get in touch with his gang.

I also came to find out about the device as well as the documents that Mother Russia is looking for.  It is the Sony bloggiecamera as well as the exclusive invites to watch Salt~!  This was unbelievable news~!

From here, I realize that I had to follow him closely, via Twitter and keep track of him to secure the Sony bloggiecamera as well as the exclusive invites to watch Salt from Nuffnang.  I kept on monitoring his activities even through his blog to find out of ways to retrieve the Sony bloggiecamera and the invites, but to no avail.  It was later that I decided to kidnap Timothy and apply the hypnotic instructions into him in order to complete the mission.

As I had completed installing the instructions into Timothy, he danced like a chicken for awhile, which is sadly one of the side effects of the hypnotic devices and substances.

Timothy carried out the instructions smoothly and perfectly and handed the Sony bloggiecamera and the invites.  It was then I realized that I did not want to pass it to Mother Russia, and therefore I defected and joined Nuffnang on their conquest of world domination~!

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That would really be fun and dandy if I am a Russian Spy, but I am not.  So I am extremely lucky when Nuffnang decided to give the best written post the Sony bloggiecamera while the 75 best written blog post would receive invites to catch Angelina Jolie in the new upcoming movie Salt~!

I am really excited because it is another action packed movie with Angelina Jolie~!

I hope that I would be able to win both the Sony bloggie™ camera and the invite as well~!

*This is an advertorial for Nuffnang Salt movie contest*

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  1. Boss Stewie says:

    Wah! After the real gangsters of New York come keel me!

    • Elwyn~! says: (Author)

      Got or not? If got then bring me along with you to New York and I become your bodyguard. All expenses are paid by you ok. Hehehe.

  2. gra mmorpg says:

    Where can I find more information about this issue?

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